The Month That Was......June 2026

June 2026 will always be remembered for the toppling of Keir Rodney Starmer as Prime Minister.

On the one hand……

Keir didn’t dodge Cobra meetings to sort out a divorce or child support commitments, prorogue Parliament, call a stupid and costly referendum, crash the economy, mess up international relations, spend £900 million herding Covid-riddled people into restaurants to eat subsidised smashed avocado or be persistently, bafflingly and mind-blowingly weird.

But on the other hand……

History is likely to record Keir as the worst Prime Minister in modern history. Bafflingly uncharismatic, pernickety, dithery, downbeat, simply appalling at PR, easily panicked into disastrous un-Labour positions and the lover of a U-turn. Keir surrendered to the politics he failed to change.

Baffling until the end, Keir’s resignation speech made sure the transition was as orderly as possible, swore to support whoever succeeded him and then walked back into No 10 with the air of someone who would immediately start cleaning the kitchen cupboards and hoovering out his sourdough crumbs from the bread bin to prepare for the new incumbent.

Britain founded the office of Prime Minister 300 years ago, with some 70 countries admiring it so much they modelled their own heads of Government on it. I’m not sure that would be the case today. 

And what of the new incumbent? Well, it seems like Labour is lining its ducks up for an Andy Burnham coronation this summer. Everyone at Labour seems to be jolly happy with the situation……Keir is gone and they believe they have found a far better option to leave our future in the hands of a man who sorted the buses out in Manchester and who hasn't been an MP for 9 years.

That really is where we’ve reached.

Extraordinary stuff.

The Numbers

It’s official, we’ve had the hottest June day ever in the UK at 37.3C. The 1976 record has fallen. People had 50 years to evolve and adapt……instead we played computer games. I assume Starmer or Brexit can’t be blamed for this?

However, the weather was a side show for the UK’s main event……the Makerfield By-election to shuffle Andrew Murray Burnham into Parliament.

For the record, Burnham received 55% of the vote (24,927) beating the 34% Reform received (15,696). Nigel Farage blamed his party's defeat on a desire among voters to eject Sir Keir Starmer from Downing Street……and for the first time ever, I agree with him.

June 2026 was also the Brexit referendum anniversary……10 years since we broke up with the EU in the most British breakup ever. No shouting, no plates thrown……just a nation quietly muttering,

“It’s not you, it’s… well actually it is you, but also it’s us, and honestly we’re not sure anymore.”

Brexit felt like a pub quiz where half the team didn’t know the rules and the other half didn’t care…..yet someone still shouted the wrong answer with absolute confidence.

Assuming Andy Burnham does move into Number 10, he will become our 7^th PM since the Brexit vote and the 5^th one of them who didn’t vote for it. Yet it is a riddle that still needs a solution.

The latest post-Brexit report this month on the UK economy’s overall share of goods exports fell by 20% between 2019 and 2024, meaning British exporters have lost out on £74 billion of trade, the sharpest decline among the G7 group of large economies. You see, it is Brexit rather than higher energy prices or competition from cheap Chinese exports that has been the main driver of trade weakness.

The other big talking point this month was the ceasefire agreement between US and Iran. Time will tell how fragile this political shake of hands is but the oil markets very much like it. Crude Oil fell to $73 a barrel, quite the fall from the February peak of $120.

The Bank of England’s Monetary Policy Committee voted 7–2 to hold the bank rate at 3.75% in the belief that the improving situation in the Middle East might not impact inflation as much as first feared. UK inflation held steady at 2.8%.

The European Central Bank did raise interest rates for the first time in 3 years from 2.0% to 2.25% in an attempt to tame inflation in the eurozone driven up by the US Iran war. 

Head scratching number of the month……

Elon Musk become the world’s first trillionaire ($1,000,000,000,000) with shares in SpaceX initial listing on the New York Stock Exchange. SpaceX raised $75 billion in a record-breaking initial public offering, which values the satellite, rockets and artificial intelligence company at $1.77 trillion.

Rolls eyes at Rachel Reeves number of the month……

Labour’s mansion tax is expected to cost the Treasury significantly before a penny is raised. Treasury officials estimate that stamp duty and inheritance tax receipts will slump by £230 million in the three years up to its introduction as property values near the thresholds for the new tax plummet. Then add in the process of identifying and valuing homes liable for the tax is set to cost a further £120 million. And if all goes to form, Rachel Reeves will be long gone before a penny in mansion tax is received.

World Cup Numbers of the month……

The 23^rd edition of the Fifa tournament is certainly the biggest with a record 48 countries competing for the cup. 104 matches will be played across 39 days.

Royal numbers of the month……

King Charles became the first monarch to reveal their tax bill, disclosing figures that show he paid £12.9 million in tax for 2024-2025. The level of tax paid by the King places him among the top 100 UK taxpayers.

Favourite number of the month……

2……netball tournaments played in (for clarity, that was my daughter playing, not me).

Trump of the Month

Sometimes The Trump gives us the gift of a huge landmark statement or hard to believe actions that only he could fathom being logical. Other times, it is the subtle lunacy that we take for granted each month that doesn’t attract the headlines but confirms his art at a world class level.    

Take his statement after the ceasefire with Iran. "I've settled eight wars, actually nine, and now it looks like we could have 10."  Yet nobody actually knows any of the wars he’s stopped other than the one with Iran, which he started.

Speaking of Iran, The Trump admitted why he backed down to agree a ceasefire. "If I keep bombing them, the ships remain blocked. That costs $500-600 million per day. And in 4 weeks we won't have any reserves of oil left. We wouldn't have any oil. Do you want to see chaos?"

So in the end, The Trump went right up to the edge of the cliff to discover that the global economy doesn't like wars that block oil and maritime trade. Wow……what a revelation!

The Trump hit out at critics of the deal he struck with Iran as “either jealous, bad people or stupid.” The US Iran peace deal creates a $300 billion reconstruction fund……yet The Trump has stated that the US won’t contribute anything towards it. So where will his madness create it from?

The Trump then confirmed Keir Starmer’s resignation……the day before his lectern announcement. A cheap, tacky move, lacking all class just because he could.

The Trump then told us……"Qatar is the closest to Iran, physically. With other countries, I noticed they had to travel about 45 minutes to get there. With Qatar, you could walk right across the border."

For the geographical record, there is no land border between Iran and Qatar. They're separated by the Persian Gulf. I mean I'm not a stickler for high standards of geography in world leaders but I think knowing the basics in an area where you are putting millions of lives at risk should kind of be a requirement? Just a thought.

US inflation rose to a 3 year high of 4.2% in June, more than double the country’s target rate. When questioned on it, The Trump declared “I love the inflation.”

Really? The rising cost of living is a political liability for The Trump which is likely to see him lose control of Congress in the midterm elections in November. The Trump won the 2024 Presidential Election in large part because of his promise to lower inflation but he has seen his approval rating fall as inflation has risen. And he loves that? Clearly his understanding of inflation differs from everyone else’s.

Subtle buffoonery that you just can’t find anywhere else. The consistency is almost admirable.

The June 2026 Trump of The Month is deservedly awarded to…… Donald John Trump.

Trump Lunacy Rating: 10 / 10

And Finally……

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” 

Mark Twain

The Month That Was……May 2026

Who knows who will be Prime Minister by the time you read this but, as I write, the chances of it being Keir Starmer seem to be lessening by the minute. Even if Starmer limps on through this, it seems likely that his days are numbered. We appear dangerously near an accidental leadership contest.

New Prime Minister fever is reaching fever pitch. At some point soon it seems like the UK will (very wearily) welcome Prime Minister number seven in 10 years. SEVEN!

In under 2 years the electorate has fast-forwarded through the full range of feelings you can have for a politician: admiration, hope, disappointment, disdain, rage and ending irretrievably in scorn. By some polling metrics, Starmer is the most unpopular PM ever. The results of local elections tell the same story.

If you lead a country, voters must know who you are. Temperament is a much-underrated factor in leadership but voters like happy warriors……politicians who relish the battle without whingeing. Contrast this with Starmer, who simply looks like a man who hates his job.

No politician has ever disappointed me more. But if Starmer goes and the new Labour leader loses in 2028 (as they surely will), that will make eight PMs since 2015. If nothing feels solid and if every manifesto promise is provisional, then people pop up as PM who you never imagined in the role. Who can you trust? How can you plan?

The irony is that our Prime Ministers are being deposed because of problems……the economy, welfare, housing, et al……which stems from our high turnover of Prime Ministers! Changing leaders has become the disease of which it purports to be the cure.

Politics is reduced to theatre. People detach from all sense of nation and disconnect from democracy. The cost of this forever-drama runs deep.

Keir’s response to all of this? To steady the ship by announcing that former Labour royalty, Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman, are to take advisory roles to the Prime Minister. Deck chairs being rearranged on the Titanic springs to mind.

Billy Connolly once joked that there is no situation so bad that it cannot be made worse by country music. The political equivalent is sending Starmer out to give an interview or speech. Keir Starmer is hapless, delusional and losing his dignity.

One thing is clear……Starmer’s future is no longer in his own hands.

UK politics has become all too good at entertainment but very bad at truth telling. At some point, those around the Prime Minister (current or new addition) need to put the gun down and start to fix things in what little time they have left. It will make for a less exciting story, but it’s the only one with the chance of a decent ending.

Extraordinary stuff.

The Numbers

May was dominated by the local elections in England, which cover more than 5,000 seats across 136 local authorities and 6 mayoral races.

The current political storm at Westminster was caused by Labour’s poor showing…….only 1,068 councillors elected (a reduction of 1,498) and only 28 labour councils controlled (a reduction of 40). Unsurprising that Labour has an internal party crisis as a consequence.

There are 403 Labour MPs in the UK House of Commons……the highest of any political party since 2001. Crossing the 400‑seat mark is extremely rare in UK politics and has occurred only 3 times since 1945. Even peak Thatcher only achieved 397 in 1987.

Which makes it truly remarkable that the number one candidate to takeover leadership of the Labour party isn’t even a current MP. What does that say about the 403?

Just as remarkable is that we now have a fourth significant political party……Reform gained 1,452 councillors and 14 councils. Ignore Nigel Paul Farage at your peril.  

A few years ago, the UK was spending £60 billion a year on public debt interest. It’s now £110 billion and rising. As the UK political situation appears unstable to the outside world, the cost of the debt goes up as the UK is seen as a riskier borrower. Or to put that another way……there is a ‘moron premium’ to pay on the bond market by the Government.

The cost of a 10-year gilt increased to 5.18%, the highest level since 2008. The cost on a 30-year bond, increased to 5.86% the highest level ever recorded.

For context, this is above Liz Truss levels. For further context, every 1% rise costs about £16 billion to the public coffers. This isn’t due to a defect of Starmer’s personality or a lack of ambition……it is an unintended consequence of ineffective politics leading to a fiscal reality (the moron premium).

Bond markets are wretched things, you see. Before the recent Labour local election shock and the Iran energy shock, bond markets had been spooked by Labour’s second budget. Before that it was Trump’s tariffs. Before that it was Labour’s first budget. And then we go all the way back to the granddaddy of recent fiscal wrecks……the Liz Truss experiment.

And here we are now. The bond market refuses to appreciate that because Andy Burnham fixed the buses in Manchester, that qualifies him as definitely being able to handle a bit of hullabaloo in Hormuz.

Another measure of the risks of the UK is the strength of the pound. Sterling dropped to a 5-week low against the dollar, at $1.33. With the dollar used as the default currency on most imports purchased, goods and services will now cost the UK more. Brilliant.

UK inflation eased by more than expected to 2.8%, led by a reduction in the household energy price cap. This suggests the impact of the Iran war has not yet hit UK households as much as feared. But as the Bank of England warned, inflation is in the post.

I had the displeasure of ordering a tall (i.e. smallest size) black coffee at Starbucks this month……£4.05. But don’t worry, inflation numbers are down apparently (rolls eyes in disgust).

Elsewhere……US jobs data beat expectations for the second month in a row with 115,000 jobs created as businesses kept hiring despite the economic fallout from the war in Iran. The increase was stronger than expected……almost double what economists had forecast.  

Surprising number of the month……

£27……the average spend on “just popping into Tesco for milk”.

Geeky number of the month……

7,314……the number of words in the Apple iCloud terms of service agreement. For context, the US Constitution is 7,591 words.

“Tell me you’re getting old without telling me you’re getting old” numbers of the month……

The Chelsea Flower Show had 145,000 visitors, 390 horticultural exhibits filling the 20‑acre site. 30 gardens, 79 growers / nurseries created 83 floral exhibits and 40 new plants launched (one inspired by David Beckham).

Favourite number of the month……

13……exams in 8 days for the academic one.

Trump of the Month

It appears the warm weather has sent more than a few a little doolally.

Bridget Phillipson MP decided that the best way to promote education was to take the most famous educationally inspired individual she could think of and use her to promote all things teaching in a series of videos. Enter Gemma Collins from The Only Way Is Essex, I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, Celebrity Big Brother, Celebs Go Dating and Dancing on Ice to hit the right tone for the masses.

Just what was the Secretary of State for Education thinking in taking such an uninspiring individual who struggles to construct sentences without slang, inuendo and abbreviations? I mean, she didn’t include subtitles for those not down with the kids! Read the room Bridget. Trump Lunacy Rating: 6/10

Robert Jenrick MP is always close to an episode of The Trump most months. Having jumped from a Tory blue to Reform after a failed Tory Leadership campaign, it has come to light that he accepted an impermissible donation of almost £40,000 from a convicted American fraudster. Nothing quite says “are you mental” quite like accepting money from a fraudster. But accept he did and it is now at the centre of a police investigation. Trump Lunacy Rating: 5/10

But this is chicken feed in comparison to Nigel Farage who is facing a parliamentary investigation over £5 million he was given by a Reform UK donor shortly before he returned to politics to stand as an MP. Farage has insisted that the money, from the cryptocurrency billionaire Christopher Harborne, was a “personal” donation and did not need to be declared. This is in addition to the breaching of parliamentary rules for failing to register 17 payments worth more than £100,000 within the 28 days required earlier this year.

According to Farage it is all a misunderstanding as the money is to pay for his security and “ensure I can be safe for the rest of my life”.

Not managing your financial affairs legally and believing you are so important as to fear for your life……now, where have I seen this before? Trump Lunacy Rating: 7/10

Heidi Alexander, the Transport Secretary, had to be rescued by the AA after her car hit a pothole in Oxfordshire. She was driving back to her Swindon South constituency from a Labour fundraiser when her car hit a pothole and had to be towed off the road. She highlighted she had made it her “absolute priority to secure decent investment in our roads” when she took the ministerial role in 2024. So how’s that working out then? Trump Lunacy Rating: 4/10

Peter Murrell, the former SNP Chief Executive used charge cards, bank transfers and fake invoices to embezzle more than £400,000 from his party funds. Murrell’s marriage to Nicola Sturgeon broke down after his arrest. He used the funds to illicitly purchase goods including jewellery, cosmetics, two cars and a motorhome (parked on his mother’s drive for 2 years).

A shocking story made all the more remarkable by Nicola Sturgeon who said she “had no knowledge of Murrell's crimes or covering up wrongdoing”. Really? Sturgeon said that while she would have visited Murrell's mother's house while the motorhome was parked outside, she has no "conscious memory" of having seen it. Really……because the motorhome was as big as the house that it was parked outside of.

And just to add a little more disgust to the story……the investigation cost the taxpayer £2 million (and counting) to uncover the £400,000 of wrongdoing. Trump Lunacy Rating: 9/10

In any other month, Murrell would be a certainty for the award. But this month’s Trump of the Month could only be given to……Keir Rodney Starmer.

To take such a large majority at the General Election and turn it into major distrust within 2 years is truly extraordinary. To then believe you are the best person for the role after such a catastrophe at local elections is lunacy beyond all comprehension.  

We deserve better. 

Trump Lunacy Rating: 10 / 10

And Finally……

““The times they are a‑changin’.” 

Bob Dylan (1964)

The Month That Was……April 2026

At outset, I think it’s important that I come clean and get this out of the way early doors……I think there are some very good reasons to wish that Keir Rodney Starmer wasn’t the Prime Minister. At the top of this list is that he’s not very good at it and that nobody likes him.

What is worse……these flaws are linked. Being disliked for your political bravery and boldness is acceptable……but Keir’s problem is the opposite. Nobody thinks him brave or bold. His only political superpower is an amazing ability to somehow end up looking complicit in awful things that have nothing to do with him and any good ideas or acts of principle get swiftly mulched down into dither.

Two weeks ago everything got even worse. To recap, his amazingly disastrous decision to appoint Peter Mandelson as US Ambassador (over which he had already thrown Morgan McSweeney under the bus because nothing is ever his fault) abruptly came to look even worse as it emerged that Mandy had failed the original vetting process.

For context, Mandy is a political figure who resigned from the cabinet in 1996 for receiving an interest free loan from another cabinet minister whose business dealings were being investigated……by Mandy’s department and it slipped his mind to declare the loan. 

Then in 2001, Mandy resigned again following accusations of using his position to influence a passport application for Srichand Hinduja (an Indian-born British billionaire businessman).

Then throw in Mandy’s close relationship with financier and convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein……which had been reported in 2019 that he continued the friendship following Epstein's 2008 conviction.

I am no Inspector Poirot but these incidents would set off alarm bells if you were thinking of appointing Mandy to the most prestigious Foreign Office position available……US Ambassador. The vetting process would need to be robust on someone with that ‘form’.

Mandy failing the vetting process is of absolutely no surprise. Being appointed anyway should be enough to topple any Prime Minister at any other time in history……but no other time in politics has The Trump been about. 

The Trump is like a billionaire superhero but whose superpower is turning every press conference into an opportunity to create mayhem / plot twist / buffoonery and he has the confidence of a man who’s never lost an argument because he simply refuses to admit he’s in one.

And that is the reason why Keir is still PM……because the truly crazy situation with Mandy is not even close to the madness being created by The Trump and it dilutes the situation in the UK. Now imagine the Mandy situation happened when Obama was President. You get the picture.

I’m not sure if I am relieved or concerned that Keir is still in power……I’ll let the local elections in May confirm my suspicions.

What a time to be alive! 

The Numbers

The oil market is now setting the agenda on Threadneedle Street, with the Bank of England’s ‘wait and see’ policy already looking doomed.

For the record, the Bank of England voted 8-1 to keep interest rates at 3.75%. Traders are now betting on three 0.25% increases in June, September and December. Before the Iran conflict started and the Strait of Hormuz closed, the betting had been on three rate cuts.

Under various scenarios modelled by the monetary policy committee (oil prices hit and stay at $130 for much of the rest of the year), inflation, currently at 3.3%, would top 6%. This would force the Bank to lift borrowing costs back to 5.25% wiping out the rate cuts of the last two years.

Having inflation way beyond the 2% target is a world of pain that I don’t think the UK is prepared for. It is all in the hands of The Trump. Brilliant.

The cost to the UK economy will be around £35 billion over the next 2 years from the global energy crisis caused by the war in Iran due to the impact on economic growth. And that assumes oil will be back to $65 a barrel by the end of next year. I’m really not sure if that is a realistic assumption or not. Again, it’s in the hands of The Trump.

Interestingly……the Treasury is making about £20 million a day in extra revenue from levies and taxes linked to the price of oil and gas. Compared with the most recent forecasts, the Treasury will bring in an extra £8 billion a year from VAT on petrol and taxes on the profits of oil and gas firms.

US businesses shrugged off any immediate gloom about the growth slowing effect of the Middle East war with jobs up by 178,000. Net hiring was the strongest in 15 months, pushing unemployment down to 4.3%. Apparently it was due to better weather and nothing to do with The Trump. (scratches head and tries to figure out why!)

US jobs a big deal? The US economy is worth $31 trillion and employs 170 million people……the US jobs market is seen as the barometer for business and investor confidence across the world.

Closer to home……

Awful April is always a brutal month for UK household finances as utility companies, councils and phone providers hike their bills. This year was no different and essential household bills will rise by £216 on average per household.

Surprising number of the month……

Only 11% of people pay for their prescriptions in England.

Unsurprising number of the month……

MPs will have a 5% pay rise from April.

Royal number of the month……

The King received 12 standing ovations during his speech to Congress.

Favourite number of the month……12……the (not so) little lady celebrating a birthday!

Trump of the Month

I’ve tried; I really have……but it’s just too difficult at the moment. The lunacy on offer has gone to a whole new level……the consistency in performance is nothing short of admirable.

This month’s Trump of the Month could only be given to…… Donald John Trump.

In case you have been avoiding the news…….

The US has destroyed the Iranian navy eight times (just to be on the safe side) and closed the Strait of Hormuz because the US won the war that wasn’t a war. This will then allow the US to open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the war (that’s not a war).

The war (that’s not a war) was started to make sure that the uranium in Iran was completely obliterated……so that the Iranians couldn’t build a nuclear bomb (that they weren’t building anyway) to use in the war (that’s not a war) that the US started.

Then the US, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is super dangerous.

When asked to sum up the current situation by the BBC, The Trump stated “whatever I’m doing, it seems to be working very well."

Whilst all of this was going on…….

- The Trump effed and jeffed during a live TV statement

- He picked a fight with the Pope on morality

- Posted a picture of himself depicted as Jesus

- Survived another assassination attempt

- Declared there would be “no more Mr Nice Guy” regarding his next actions with Iran (“nice” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here).

Wow! Even by The Trump’s remarkable standards, this is a month of craziness that will live long in the memory.

If the US could see what the US is doing, the US would invade the US to liberate the US from the tyranny of the US.

Trump Lunacy Rating: 10 / 10

And Finally……

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography”

Ambrose Bierce

The Month That Was……March 2026

Let’s be really clear here……March is a riddle, wrapped in a conundrum, promising lots and offering nothing but contradictions. I like clear rules of the game……yet March simply hasn’t offered that.

Is it heating on or off?

Is it sit outside weather or do I need to defrost the car? Wearing sunglasses and a winter coat at the same time is just way too Italian for my liking.

Is it winter, spring or summer? It’s bright, sunny and quite warm but raining a bit on and off and quite cold when the sun goes in, with a chance of snow overnight. Eh?

Is it light or dark?

Exactly what coat am I meant to wear? It feels like every coat I put on is simply the wrong coat for the weather – too hot, too cold, not waterproof. How am I supposed to live like that? It’s wrong coat season. Dress for the sun……get punished by clouds. Dress for cold……the sun mocks you. The classic optimism trap.

Flowers blooming bravely……then immediately regretting it.

Birds sing like it’s paradise while the wind tries to blow your wheelie bin into the next postcode.

I mean, March doesn’t even know from year to year whether it’s offering Easter or not. What a mess.

My goodness, March hasn’t decided what time it is either. I finish the month with mild jetlag from the time change. 

Honestly, March is just winter and spring fighting in public and I’m stuck in the middle holding a broken umbrella.

March is named after Mars……the Roman god of war. How fitting given that March presented us with the riddle of a war in the Middle East that we are definitely not part of but yet we seem to be, kind of, sort of. 

Enter stage right……April. Thankfully.   

 

The Numbers

The financial fallout from the war in the Middle East is already being keenly felt. For all the efforts to pursue renewable energy, we remain hugely reliant on oil and gas. When prices rise, producers are winners, while users are out of pocket.

The Middle East remains the heart of supply, the Strait of Hormuz its main artery. The impact of a de facto blockade and attacks on energy infrastructure in the region has hit Gulf producers like Qatar and Saudi Arabia hard.

As customers seek alternative sources to the Middle East, it's the likes of Norway and Canada who may gain. However, it is likely that Russia could be the biggest winner as The Trump relaxes the rules to ease the global supply crunch. Conservative estimates indicate that Russia will earn up to $5 billion during March……its biggest year of fuel-related revenues since 2022.

However, the UK is a buyer not a supplier and the impact will be deep and wide ranging.

Government figures show that the country has less than 900,000 tonnes of petrol in storage, 10% less than a year ago and about 26 days of supply at normal demand levels. The UK has 12 days worth of gas in reserve, which is about 12% of what most countries in the EU hold collectively. The UK simply don’t have reserves of note.

A lack of storage means the UK has to take the increased costs of a restricted supply on the chin. All energy prices are likely to increase and that will put pressure on the cost of living across the board. Inflation is in the post and it won’t be pretty.

The energy subsidy that the Government provided to households after Russia invaded Ukraine cost £40 billion……but that’s unlikely to happen again.

Inflation is now projected to average 4% this year, up from the 2.5% predicted just 3 months ago. It would make it the second-highest rate in the G7 behind the US.

The Bank of England is so concerned that prices are set to rocket that it kept interest rates at 3.75% this month (voting 9-0 in favour), in stark contrast to expectations prior to strikes on Iran that the markets predicted interest rates to be cut 3 – 4 times this year. Andrew Bailey, the Governor, said that the central bank “must respond” if inflation threatens to run out of control because of the increase in oil and gas prices. Borrowers will be hit also as mortgage rates began to rise again.

All of this then leads into the UK facing the biggest hit to economic growth out of the G20 major economies. GDP is now expected to expand by just 0.7% this year (down by 0.5%). This would put the UK second last in the G7 growth table.

Brace yourself……history shows most oil shocks lead to recession and the subject is back in vogue with the ‘experts’ shoehorned into media channels for guru-like opinion (rolls eyes with significantly raised eyebrows). The latest flash Purchase Managers Index (PMI) gives a glimpse into the ‘live’ picture for the UK economy…..with the index falling from 53.9 to 51.2 (anything above 50 is considered economic growth).  

For those of you that don’t have a list of favourite indices, don’t wear a cardigan and matching driving gloves, have a social life and don’t struggle to make meaningful conversation that doesn’t involve a fascination with The Trump……UK economic growth is quickly slowing down already.

(for the record, the PMI really is an outstanding index……it’s in my top 3 and fully justified)

Until we change our stance and attitude to energy resources and storage, economic shocks will continue and we will get hurt in the pocket until it is solved.

Too much bad news and want to get away? The outlook for the travel industry is bleak as a barrel of Jet A1 fuel has risen from $96 to $197 since The Trump flexed his orange muscles.

“Trumpflation” is surely an early contender to be the Oxford University Press 2026 word of the year as it threatens to ravage the UK economy, scupper the Chancellor’s claims of raising living standards and force the Bank of England into interest rate rises this year.

Random numbers of the month……

Since becoming Prime Minister, Keir Starmer has spent a sixth of his time abroad and completed 6 laps of the earth. Keir has visited 44 countries on 37 trips out of the country to attend conferences, bilateral meetings and sports fixtures. During his first 17 months in office, Starmer has spent 2½ months abroad.

Concerning numbers of the month……

A Bank of England Report this month highlighted that there has been a surge in 90% mortgages, triggering negative equity fears. Nearly £22 billion was lent to buyers with a deposit of 10% or less in 2025 (around 7% of all money lent for house purchases). This was a 47% increase on 2024 and 104% more than the amount in 2023. The last time it hit this level was in 2008……also the year of the banking collapse. Anyone else getting a sense of déjà vu?

Favourite number of the month……3……the number of sold out performances of Sister Act completed by the little lady (Sister Mary Patrick in case you were wondering).

Trump of the Month

In any ordinary month, Dax Harkins (head of National Savings & Investments) sacking after NS&I failed to pay out almost £500 million belonging to dead customers would have been a banker for the award.

But this month’s Trump of the Month could only be given to…… Donald John Trump.

The Trump is a bully……and he uses the US’s strength to intimidator people. Let’s be clear……he’s utterly disgraceful. The Trump is basically a real estate operator that has fallen into politics by accident. He doesn’t seem to care about the consequences of any actions as long as he gets his real estate. Just ask Greenland……Venezuela……Gaza……and counting.

And here we are with Iran. Apparently, we were within days of Iran using a nuclear bomb……yet no evidence has been released and his chief security adviser resigned in protest at the lies.

March has seen The Trump reach new heights in contradictions. According to The Trump……

- Iran’s military has been obliterated and they have no missiles left……yet they keep launching.

- The war is pretty much done and will end in a few days……yet we are now in the second month.

- He’ll leave protecting and opening up the Strait of Hormuz to other countries as the US doesn’t need it……yet thousands of US troops are being sent to the area to get shipping restored.

- Iran has agreed to the US 15 point peace plan……yet 2 weeks later the war continues.

The volley of verbal nonsense he offers up is daily and seemingly made up on the hoof. The rest of the world picks up the pieces as he shows little value for the humanitarian impact of his impulses from his golden palace.

What an absolutely disgraceful mess.

Trump Lunacy Rating: 10 / 10

And Finally……

“Never interrupt your enemy when it’s making a mistake”

Napoleon Bonaparte

The Month That Was……February 2026

Aside from Valentines Day (another disappointing but predictable showing), the 11 year old complaint of burnt pancakes (we are giving up pancakes for Lent next year) and being absolutely shocked that the days are getting longer (including the daily offering of “can’t believe how light it is at 5 o’clock), February offered the quadrennial spectacle of the truly bizarre Winter Olympics.

The closest most of us Brits get to a winter sport is de-icing the car or putting the bins out in the rain, so it is of little surprise that the Winter Olympic sports look like they’ve come from another planet.

As someone who can slip over on a wet pavement (actually, on a dry pavement as well) I have tremendous admiration and respect for those taking part in the winter Olympics as I could never be brave enough to even attempt half the sport on offer.

But with little or no warning, I was suddenly invested in a British man going 80mph on a tea tray with his chin an inch from the ice run suddenly winning gold.

As you would expect, post-race analysis in my household was thorough:

- How do you even find out that you are good at it?

- It felt like we were watching several thousand identically dressed people doing exactly the same thing one after another. Not a sport with much in the way of variety.

- Having located the sledge and duct-tape, how are me and my 11 year old going to get some decent practice in for France 2030 if we live in a constant monsoon?

And then before you could acknowledge another medal in the curling (bowls on ice), it was all over and back to complaining about the weather.

Bizarre as it is, it was fun while it lasted.

The Numbers

Aside from The Trump’s latest war on……(take your pick……he lurches from one battle to another like a toddler in a toy shop), the only story in town was the legality of the tariffs the orange one imposed last year.

The Supreme Court’s majority ruling of 6-3 found that The Trump did not provide legal justification for most of the sweeping tariffs he had announced on returning to the White House.

The 145% tariff on Chinese goods or 25% on Canada was not legal under the 1974 Trade Act that allows a tariff of up to 15% (The Trump has gone for 10% across the board) that expires after 150 days without congressional approval.

The Trump acting in illegal ways? Who’d have thought it!

The court ruling means that more than $175 billion in US tariff revenues are at risk of now having to be refunded. So The Trump increased tariffs across the board to 15% to offset this (the maximum permitted level) and this can remain legally in place for 150 days. He’ll make it up from there when that expires!

The Trump has called tariffs his “favourite word in the dictionary” but they are not popular with Americans, with 6 out of 10 believing that The Trump has gone too far. Interestingly, Americans paid 86% of the total cost of tariffs in November through increased prices offsetting the increased tariff.

Perhaps the big story in all of this is the fact that a court of 9 justices, 6 appointed by Republican Presidents and 3 of them by The Trump himself ruled against the President……going completely against the narrative that The Trump can just do as he pleases. Interesting times!

Closer to home……

There were some nuggets of information in the latest monthly dump of economic data from the Office for National Statistics …… with the labour market report the most alarming.

Unemployment rose to a 5 year high of 5.2% and youth joblessness increased to its highest level in 10 years (even including the pandemic). Private sector wages rose at the slowest pace in nearly 6 years and job vacancies extended a run of decline that stretches back to the spring of 2022. Little surprise that UK inflation fell sharply to 3% and likely to fall further.

Whilst many think the labour market is going through a natural cooling down period after running hot in the 2 years after the pandemic, it is clear that policy choices by this Government have made matters much worse.

Lower inflation, sluggish economic growth and the rise in unemployment have raised expectations in financial markets that the Bank of England will lower interest rates to 3.5% (from 3.75%) at its next meeting on 19^th March……this is on the back of interest rates being lowered 4 times in 2025.

All eyes now on the Spring Statement in March as Rachel Reeves tries to spin the positives out of the current public finance mess.

And my favourite number of the month was……28……the number of years sharing life with this one!

Trump of the Month

There was only one circus in town this month. The Trump of the Month for February 2026 could only be……Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten‑Windsor.

Of all the things to be arrested for, misconduct in a public office wasn’t on my bingo card.

What a disgraceful mess.

Trump Lunacy Rating: 10 / 10

And Finally……

“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”

Wayne Dyer

The Month That Was……January 2026

Well, that’s January done and dusted. A month that offers subzero conditions, slipping us into pessimism and dread. Let’s be honest, as a nation, we are not particularly good at coping with cold snaps. My daughter’s godparents live in Canada and they don’t even start a conversation about the weather until there is a 6-foot dump of snow overnight and its -40C (without the windchill). Not even a shrug of the shoulders.

Whereas the prospect of a light dusting of snow gives our entire transport infrastructure a nervous breakdown and affords us the exciting opportunity of talking about the weather and finding creative ways of telling friends, acquaintances and strangers that it is cold today and may be cold tomorrow.

But it’s not all bad……in fact there’s something about a sustained period of wintry weather that can bring small pleasures that only winter offers. When the mercury drops we can do things that we wouldn’t normally do……cheap but satisfying thrills. For example …

- Being able to look out of the window and loudly proclaim: “Oooh, this is real [insert whatever heroically calorific hot pudding you feel like eating] weather!”

- Confusing children by telling them that it’s “too cold to snow’ (obviously refusing to elaborate on how this is even possible) or informing them that it “smells like snow” like some mystic Wim Hof (rather than a sad middle aged man who watched the weather forecast).

- The continual consumption of hot toddies. Beginnings of a cold? Hot toddy. Stubbed toe? Hot toddy. Footie team getting beat (again)? Hot toddy.

- Hot baths daily…..maybe even multiple times a day. Like a modern day Cadbury’s Flake advert woman. If you phone a client during working hours and there’s a particularly echoey, aquatic tone to the line, you absolutely know not to suggest switching to a videocall.

- Having a watertight and legally unassailable excuse not to do any gardening or clean the car. Once you have witnesses within earshot, sigh, shake your head and say, “I was really hoping to sort the garden and cars out but now …” and gesture sadly at the winter wonderland outside.

- Saying, “Oh, I guess it’s me that needs to defrost the car again,” before a family outing……then simply sitting in the front with the heaters on, listening to the radio for ten minutes while everybody else faffs around trying to find hats and gloves. It’s the most Zen experience available in January.

- Feeling completely liberated by not making any effort whatsoever with your hair due to the joys afforded by woolly hat coverups.

- Expertly advising anybody driving the car you’re travelling in to “steer into the skid, not against it” should you encounter ice……as if you even know what that means.

- Spotting dog dirt a mile off on snowy days, allowing you to walk down the pavement with all the grace and solemn poise of a Princess on her wedding day.

As you can see, January always offers far more than it gets credit for. It’s an underrated gem.

The Numbers

It is clear that the big challenge for 2026 for this Government will be how it nurtures the economy. It will be a defining year.

Economics and the economy affect us all……“it’s the ordinary business of life” as the great British economist Alfred Marshall noted.

It is not just for investors, or businesses or Governments. It defines whether we feel better off or not, whether we can have fulfilling jobs and whether we can enjoy good public services without paying too much in tax to fund them.

The state of play on key economic data always informs our position perfectly.

Growth: This is measured by the rise over a given period in gross domestic product (GDP) and is the broadest measure of economic activity, adjusted for inflation. The average GDP growth between 1945 and 2008 (when the financial crisis struck) was a healthy 2.8% per cent. The average annual growth since then has been 1%. The UK has suffered weak growth for years and this has to be the focus for the Government that has seen GDP stall after 6 consecutive increases.

Productivity: This key economic concept reflects how much we produce or “add value”, for what we put in. It is measured by GDP per worker. Many of the UK’s current problems can be put down to the fact that, after growing by 2% a year for many decades, productivity has stalled for more than 15 years. If it had continued on its previous path, every one of us would be thousands of pounds a year better off. Increasing productivity is another key challenge for this Government.

Inflation: The rate of change of prices now has the greatest significance for the public. 2% is the inflation target that the Bank of England is required to meet, which it controls by varying interest rates.

Yet inflation is running hot at the moment as it increased to 3.4% this month (food inflation climbed to 4.5%). When Labour took office in July 2024 inflation was 2.2%.

Unemployment: This is still a hot political and economic issue. People who are unemployed are available for work, while the economically inactive are not (the long-term sick, early retirees, carers, those in full-time education). The unemployment rate is 5.1% but the inactivity rate is 21%. That’s 1.8 million versus 9.1 million, which has risen sharply since the pandemic. The inactivity rate causes all sorts of economic issues and is a conundrum that needs rebalancing.

Budget Deficit / Government Debt: This deficit is the difference between Government spending and revenues……our national outgoings and income. Rachel Reeves is committed to eliminating the current budget deficit by 2030. UK Government Debt is the accumulated value of the budget deficits over the years. It is currently £2.9 trillion (£2,900 billion) and it is now of concern because it has risen more sharply than in other advanced economies over the past 20 years. Oh, and because of the interest that’s paid on it……currently more than £100 billion.

The cocktail of economic issues isn’t new to Government and it can’t be ignored. The decisions and actions it takes in 2026 will define our economy for the remainder of the decade.

When you consider all of this, it was of little surprise that our PM visited China this month for political and economic flirting. Follow the money.

It was the first Prime Minister visit to China since Theresa May in 2018, with the trip designed to highlight the strength of UK firms in finance, pharmaceuticals, healthcare, clean energy and car making.

The biggest commercial announcement came from AstraZeneca, which promised to invest £11 billion in China over the next four years to expand research and medicine manufacturing. China also agreed to halve tariffs on Scotch whisky in a deal that could generate £250 million for the UK economy over the next 5 years.

A good start but more economic ties are needed with the second largest economy in the world. However, this requires a delicate diplomatic balancing act. The Trump recently warned that Canada could face 100% tariffs over deals struck with China during Mark Carney's visit and he has warned the UK about deepening its commercial ties with Beijing. Classic Trump.

Random figures of the month…… it was announced that Nigel Farage is the highest earning MP in the Commons and has brought in almost £1.4 million in outside income since the General Election. However, Farage was found to have breached parliamentary rules 17 times by failing to declare almost £400,000 of income within the required 28-day deadline. Apparently, it’s because he “doesn’t do computers”. Yeah, good one.

And my favourite number of the month was……-3……the temperature when my favourite netballer took to the track for a fitness session!

Trump of the Month

Let’s cut to the chase here as I am not going to insult anyone that there was a worthy alternative. The Trump of the Month for January 2026 could only be……Donald John Trump.

The lunacy on offer this month was outstanding and at an impressive level.

The tasty amuse-bouche was The Trump’s removal of Nicolás Maduro from power in Venezuela by abducting him from Caracas. Don’t be blinded by the red herring excuse about it being due to the drugs arriving in the US from Venezuela……the real story is the country having the biggest untapped oil reserves in the world but sanctions and mismanagement have left it in the ground. Nothing arouses a Yank like the sweet smell of oil.

He then moved on to suing JPMorgan for $5 billion for allegedly stopping doing business with him for political reasons. I can think of plenty of moral reasons why I wouldn’t want to have too much of an association with The Trump……politics probably wouldn’t even appear on the list.

And just to make sure JPMorgan got the message, The Trump has demanded a one year cap of 10% on credit card interest rates across all banks.

His attention then moved to Greenland as he decided he wanted it and refused to rule out taking the country by force. The Trump then pinned the blame for his aggressive territorial claims on Norway, accusing it in a text message to its PM of failing to ensure he won the Nobel Peace Prize.

I am pretty sure that abducting the head of Venezuela and threatening taking a country by force is outside of the criteria for the Nobel Peace Prize……but maybe it’s just me.

And then in a further show of craziness, The Trump set up the ‘Board of Peace’ which has a specific 2 year mandate from the UN security council to manage postwar Gaza. However, its official charter makes no reference to the territory!

In essence, it’s 19 countries who have put their names to the founding charter, most of which are close ties to Trump and want to demonstrate their loyalty to him. It’s a political mates club.

What a time to be alive!

Trump Lunacy Rating: 10 / 10

And Finally……

“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”

William Shakespeare